i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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