U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
God, I missed his penis.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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