White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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