problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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