yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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