How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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