I'm eating all of the evidence.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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