I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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