i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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