why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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