I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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