can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
vagina is talking i cant
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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