? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize