First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
