Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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