Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
This baby is an asshole
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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