from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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