these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
