My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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