I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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