Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
