wake up i wanna do it froggy style
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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