Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Sober January is a disaster.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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