And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i think my cat just said my name.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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