Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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