If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Randomize
