im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize