We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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