I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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