She announced her abortion via fbk
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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