fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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