Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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