I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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