So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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