You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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