i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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