cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.