windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma