when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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