he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit