Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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