Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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