They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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