marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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