This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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