the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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