i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize