i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
