I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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