Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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