Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
