i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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