If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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