You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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