I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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