his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Randomize
