So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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