I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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