awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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