We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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