when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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