Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
